Shaina (shainalovesyou) wrote in sharpton_or_god,
Shaina
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Pope vs. Prophet

This is your Prophet speaking to keep you updated on the debates in scripture that we often have. Please remember that your Pope is that other, weird guy that posts here.

[22:40] Prophet: i bet al sharpton loves vaginas
[22:40] Prophet: you are being blasphemous
[22:41] Pope: if he loves vaginas so much why doesn't he marry one?!?
[22:43] Prophet: think about it
[22:43] Prophet: michael jackson hates vaginas
[22:43] Prophet: al sharpton embraces them
[22:43] Prophet: and he did marry a vagina
[22:43] Prophet: has michael jackson?
[22:43] Prophet: no
[22:44] Pope: .....
[22:45] Pope: NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!
[22:45] Prophet: ok
[22:45] Prophet: a lot of things might not make sense...
[22:45] Prophet: but that does.
[22:47] Pope: i'm so confused :(
[22:48] Prophet: as pope of our religion you have to embrace the truths that the reverend leaves for us
[22:48] Prophet: i am the prophet, so i know them.
[22:55] Pope: i think your'e just making this scripture up as you go along!!!!
[22:55] Prophet: why would I do that?!?!
[22:55] Prophet: this cult religion is very important to me
[22:55] Pope: i think you're just pro-vagina!
[22:55] Pope: and are trying to put your views in the religion!
[22:56] Prophet: no, popes do that
[22:56] Prophet: prophets are speaking of the word of god
[22:56] Prophet: didnt you see that painting/photoshop edit?
[22:56] Pope: oh so i'm the pope and you're the prophet?
[22:56] Prophet: that's how it's always been!
[22:56] Pope: i'm not the one inserting my vagina into the scripture!!!
[22:56] Prophet: you just did!
[22:56] Pope: okay i gotta go. i must make amends with the vagina.
[22:56] Pope: because that is what al wants.
[22:56] Prophet: you inserted your hateful penis into God's vagina!
[22:56] Pope: i must steer myself on the right path!!
[22:56] Pope: MY PENIS IS NOT HATEFUL!!!
[22:57] Prophet: YEAH
[22:57] Prophet: ONLY HATEFUL PENISES HATE GODLY VAGINAS
[22:57] Pope: HE'S VERY LAID BACK AND LIKES WORLD MUSIC

Summary: We still love the Reverend, blasphemers are smitten, and God loves Vaginas.
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